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subaru sumeragi

1. Star character of the CLAMP manga Tokyo Babylon, and a major character in the series X (X/1999), Subaru exists to take all the pain the writers can think up for him. An Angstbunny of the highest order... if it can go badly for a normal person, it will explode into bloody pieces when Subaru is involved. Although this is unfortunate, if not entirely Subaru's fault, the fact that he seems unwilling to so much as attempt to move on past his angst--or do anything other then wallow in it--makes him a mite unbearable at times. He makes emos look well adjusted!
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
"My life really sucks, and here are the reasons why, not to mention the reasons I will not attempt to improve it..."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
subaru sumeragi by pno April 27, 2006

de-subaru-sensitized 

To become less aware of the presence of Subarus, typically resulting from exposure to a large number of them.
I've been de-subaru-sensitized after living in vermont

Subaru-sexual 

A Male dude that likes Subaru Vehicles and women that like Subaru
Person 1 (A man of course) : Yo I'm subaru-sexual and I watch initial D
Person 2 (a woman of course) : *Drops her panties immediately *

Subaru summer 

When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?

Subaru Swap Meet

When two or more lesbians gather to exchange in-use menstrual products.
"Jodie's flow was heavier than she was expecting today so she, Kasey and I went to the bathroom for a Subaru Swap Meet."
Subaru Swap Meet by SubaruSami March 23, 2026

Subaru WRX STi 

the car of a true champion, the mitsubishi lancer evo's BIGGEST AND ONLY archenemy.
ignorant bitch: does the STi come standard wit a V8? and the evo too?

Subaru WRX STi driver and/or Mitsubishi Evo driver: they're both 4 cylinder....

ignorant bitch: HOLY SHIT NO WAY
Subaru WRX STi by maddah faggah November 28, 2009