Subaru WRX STi

the car of a true champion, the mitsubishi lancer evo's BIGGEST AND ONLY archenemy.

ignorant bitch: does the STi come standard wit a V8? and the evo too?

Subaru WRX STi driver and/or Mitsubishi Evo driver: they're both 4 cylinder....

ignorant bitch: HOLY SHIT NO WAY

Subaru WRX STi by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

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Subaru WRX STi

A hella beast car that is better than the piece of shit Mitsubishi Evo in all ways: looks (2007), speed (any year) and ralling (any year).

Hey dude did you see Travis Pastrana driving that Evo at the X-Games? Uhhh..no he couldnt have been because he is hella sick so he couldnt have been drving that piece of fucking shit Evo. He drives a Subaru WRX STi dumbass.

Subaru WRX STi by Evosr4fags August 2, 2008

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Subaru WRX STi

Better than the Evo in any way. Anyday.

Moron in Mistubishi Lancer Evolution: God damn that Subie looks good. Looks faster than what I have. *sadface*

Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.

Subaru WRX STi by SevenStarz December 15, 2012

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Subaru WRX STi

Usually driven by fat white guys.

"Yeah I saw another fat white guy driving a Subaru WRX STi".

"Yep, another lard ass".

Subaru WRX STi by KisaButt5000 July 2, 2020

Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!

That is one nice Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI by klem_box47 March 1, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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