Sturf

Stuff, anything(a word that can be used in place of any other word)

WOW, that STURF is awesome!!!

Sturf by cockmaster69er May 15, 2005

Sturf

Verb. To sulk, with a deeply furrowed brow and an exaggerated pouty frown, much as a young child does in order to express displeasure in the hope that a perceived injustice will be righted. (Origin unknown, used in Cavan, Ireland, late 20th Century, possibly local dialect, possibly onomatopoeic)

"Ah, come on now, Fergus, stop your sturfing and finish your Tapioca pudding."

Sturf by Smidirini June 6, 2016

Sturf Beeotch 

When one plants an idea for Sturfing in a females head. The said female sturfs it and reports back with the facts from the net. A rare breed of woman.

The Dath - Hi Rockii wonder how you copy Wii games.

Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.

The Dath: Thanks Sturf Beeotch.

Sturf Beeotch by Sturfing Fan June 9, 2009

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020