Stupor Bowl

Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.

Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.

Stupor Bowl by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

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the stupor bowl

This describes the hangover the day after the Super Bowl.

The Stupor Bowl was bad this year!

the stupor bowl by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

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The Stupor Bowl

(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.

I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".

The Stupor Bowl by boggler February 1, 2019

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Stuper Bowl

The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.

Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."

Stuper Bowl by DeekBosko January 19, 2014

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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