Stucrastinate

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating

" I stucrastinated through my midterms"

by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013

sexcrastinate

to procrastinate from doing work by choosing to have sex.

Charlie should have been working on his history paper, but decided to sexcrastinate with Nick instead.

by truenakamichi February 28, 2011

Smocrastinate

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.

Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 14, 2008

studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :'
Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008