Smocrastinate

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.

Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 14, 2008

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005

sexcrastinate

to procrastinate from doing work by choosing to have sex.

Charlie should have been working on his history paper, but decided to sexcrastinate with Nick instead.

by truenakamichi February 28, 2011

smokrastinating

To avoid important tasks by taking frequent smoke breaks

I could have gotten all my work done, but I spent the whole day smokrastinating.

by jizzwaffle October 23, 2012

Stucrastinate

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating

" I stucrastinated through my midterms"

by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013

socrastination

Intelligent procrastination

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,

by wodo April 11, 2011