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Strumpetulance 

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective
"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."
Strumpetulance by DerekT December 24, 2008

Strumtrulescent 

ultra adj: used specifically to describe a tasty guitar melody.

Origin: see Scrumtrulescent
Mm... that guitar riff you just laid down was strumtrulescent.
Strumtrulescent by Big Rood November 15, 2011

STRUMTRULESANT 

MUCH LIKE WONERFULL BUT BETTER, EXEEDING YOUR WORDS OF EXPLINATION
THE MOVIE WAS BRILIANT, WAIT, IT WAS BETTER THAN BRILLIANT, IT WAS STRUMTRULESANT
STRUMTRULESANT by MIKERICH400 October 18, 2008

strumpture 

The ability to tell when someone is into you.
1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026