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Stronzoli 

A kind of shit that gets stuck in the ass.

Otherwise synonym of shit.
Quote from Roberto Benigni: La merda della maiala degli stronzoli nel culo delle poppe pien di piscio co'gli stronzoli che escan dalle poppe de budelli de vitelli con le cosce della sposa che gli sorte fra le cosce troppe seghe dentro il c. troppi cazzi dentro il culo che gli spuntan dalle cosce che gli tornan dalle gambe con la mamma ni'ppompino della nonna che gli schianta da il su' corpo che gli leccano la schiena poi gli sputa ne'coglioni e gne lecca ni'ggroppone co schiantassi tra le zolle che si striscia'n mezz'all'erba che le mamme tutte gnude che si struscian dalle file e si sgroppan con la schiena co le poppe sbatacchiate senza latte che si scopran tra le mucche che si infila che gli sorte'n mezz'all'erba che gni gira'mmezz'a'denti che gli sputa qunand'e'n'terra e gli mettano le seghe nella fica e si gode tutti insieme e si gode tutti insieme e lo guardan da lontano co i'ggroppone'nsudiciato e le cosce la su sposa co'i'mmarito i'pparente gliene schianta gni piglia d'ipparente con la carne dentro il corpo co i'ccorpo nella carne e la mamma sdraiata tra le zolle che gli mena le zolle che gli tornan sulla terra e gni schiantano'parenti glene leano tre vorte glene sortano diciotto
Stronzoli by herios April 20, 2023
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(literally a "piece of shit"); when referred to people = insult referred to someone who's a midway between a asshole and a bastard, sometimes both ... depending on the construction of the phrase.
sei proprio stronzo = you are a "bad fellow" (kidding someone jokingly)
quello è proprio uno stronzo = that bloke is really a hopeless bastard
come si fa ad essere così stronzi? = how can anyone be such an asshole?
stronzo by pino-il-siracusano November 29, 2015
Plural of the Italian, stronzo, meaning 'asshole'.
Tony and his friends were drunk and loud and offending everyone around them, like a bunch of stronzi.
stronzi by 14 op May 18, 2017
stronzo by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Stromboli moment 

A sudden and overwhelming premonition that something bad is going to happen to someone else, for example that they are going to topple over the edge of an active volcano.
OMG - that kid ran into the street without looking. I'm having a Stromboli moment.
Stromboli moment by realCRETT September 13, 2018
In italian, turd or asshole or bastard; often used to offend, but it can be used also among friends without offending intention.
It means "piece of shit" (in italian: "pezzo di merda", which is also used with the same meaning of "stronzo");
when used to denote a real piece of shit (not in the figurative way), it often denotes an oblong piece of shit.
- Quello stronzo mi ha imbrogliato!
- That bastard cheated me!

- Ho uno stronzo che sporge dal culo, dov'è il bagno?
- (lit.) I have a piece of shit that protrude from the ass, where's the wc?
- (not lit.) I need the wc very urgently!

- Il cane mollò uno stronzo di dimensioni bibliche.
- The dog dropped a piece of shit which had biblic dimension (i.e., so big that it deserves a special mention in an important book)

(Tra amici che giocano a carte, uno mette giù un poker) - Ma che stronzo!
(Among friends playing cards, one of them put down a poker) - What a bastard!
stronzo by jeropot January 30, 2009

dio stronzo 

It's a very used Italian expression when you're angry,trists, chalks, amusement. Often used inziples to madonna puttana
dio stronzo,What the fuck are you doing?
dio stronzo, ma che cazzo fai?
you're really an asshole,dio stronzo e la madonna puttana
ma sei proprio un coglione dio stronzo e la madonna puttana
dio stronzo by tesei28_que_gira November 5, 2020
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