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StressOflex 

When u got to flex on the stress
stress medicine StressOflex
StressOflex by StressOflex January 16, 2019
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Stressflix 

Netflix, but when you're stressed.
Erin: I have so much hw to do today and then I gotta study for my SAT

Kri: we all know you're just going to watch netflix

Erin: Nah, imma hit up that stressflix tho
Stressflix by CuriousGeorge93 January 18, 2021

stresslexic 

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.
You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.
stresslexic by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

Stressorexia

It's a form of anorexia that you don't intentionally induce. It is a result of the people and things going on around you that cause a lack of appetite and result in a habit you did not necessarily intend on.
Today was so stressful, my stressorexia was in full fledge. I could not bare to eat nor did the thought of food cross my mind.
Stressorexia by confusiondecoded April 12, 2015

stressorexic 

Opposite of 'Stress Eater'

Forgets to eat when under masses of stress.
Person 1 "Hello there dear chap, you are looking rather spiffing today, have you lost weight?"

Person 2 "No, a tad busy with work pressures and all that"

Person 1 - "My word sir, you've become a stressorexic"
stressorexic by Pixie Hylton October 12, 2011

stressplexion 

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion
Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.
stressplexion by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

Stressorexia

When you are too busy to eat and you lose weight dramatically and not eating becomes a habit
I have two kids, one with special needs and am too busy to eat. Therefore, I am 102 pounds and unhealthy. I sometimes have time to eat and just don't...I think I have stressorexia.
Stressorexia by Jess4312 October 13, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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