Street Horse 

A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.

"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"

Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"

"CALL SECURITY"

Street Horse by xBigBlacK October 24, 2011

streethouse 

Streethouse is a small ex mining town with a population of not working working class. A very proud breed of people all very much related to each other. It's not a place anyone unrelated to the locals should ever visit. Its difficult to navigate with few exits. Crime is rife, money is made from theft, with a constant circulation of goods. Children often venture to Crofton where they act out mafia type behaviour, taking energy drinks, from other children using threats of the violence. The village community group intimate and harass anyone from outside the area, often spreading rumours, about shop lifting, washing stealing and window smashing. Its near impossible to be accepted as an outsider. Streethousers are streethousers born and bred. Breeding chickens is the main hobby of residents. The local accent is similar to tge dewsbury moor accent but people do smile in streethouse.

I live in streethouse, it's a village.

streethouse by Standingsarah44 February 10, 2021