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stratford high school 

The most "diverse" school in the area yet still bleached af. The "poor" part of memorial (Upper middle class) people trying to be black by listening to rap and trap but somehow still basic? Considered one of the better schools at sports but still never win anything worth anything. Ratchet ass bathrooms exist but you can still find occasional turds in the hallway. Where people aren't 100% fake, but still fake enough to use you and leave you when they want. Not rich like the Memorial kids so we don't own any bmws but we have used jeeps. We're also too poor to do any hardcore drugs so we have a huge problem with vaping and weed. Everyone somehow gets into everyone's pants by senior year.

School rating 5/10 (failing)
You saw the Stratford high school kids losing to Klein again? Man, what are they good at?

Stratford High school 

Stratford High school, the place where all kids where are leggings big sweaters from lululemon, patagonia, and vineyard vines. I the "rich" kids, the "nice" kids, the "cool" kids, the "goth"kids and all those other there isnt in stratford all you have is a big blob of white people trying to be somebody they just so they can "fit" in with the other guys or girls and when people seem nice and you feel like your true friends, when you see them in the hallways they don't even say "hi" even though they make direct eye contact with you and you like the new girl or guy you are just get sad well NO YOU NEED TO SAY FUK YOU BITCH AND YOUR GROUP OF WHITE ASS BASIC " FRIENDS". This is stratford high.
I fucking love Stratford High School. #whiteassfuck #fuckstratford

Stratford high school 

A school made by rich people who ride their daddies dick for money. They talk a lot of of shit and feel like degrading people make them superior . Careful their daddies lawyers will sue you if you don't go to their bum ass parties
I'm a Stratford high school knight, don't touch me.

Stratford High School 

The suburban cousin of Central that has just as many drugs/fights but less police interaction, Stratford High School is the place you wanna be! Where being white is part of the minority, it is a very diverse place with an amazing football team that has passed around every Freshman ( of all genders). We have our very own vampire, as well as a janitor guy in the lunchroom who politely asks you for your garbage and gets angry when you don't give it to him. Shooting threats are common to the point where we don't acknowledge them, and the food is terrible.
Dude, I heard two kids killed each other over the last chicken patty at Stratford High School!

Stratford high school 

The school you go to if you want to get on the porn hub site. Full of horny fucks sucking dick and fucking in the hallway in front of people. Also fighting with dildos and one of my favorites snorting cocaine off a freshmens ass in the bathroom. Ahh a school that smells like weed! And don’t get me started on all the rapists here. Ahhh gotta love Stratford
Oh did you hear? Rebecca and trey fucked in the staircase at stratford high school
Stratford high school by Dolly34 November 21, 2021

north stafford high school 

Where girls like to have sex with other girls boyfriends and boys like to play games
Omg did you hear Teresa from North stafford high school fucked hunter?!
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