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Slut Strands 

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.
“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even
Slut Strands by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022

Strandskov 

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.
Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.
Strandskov by Help me November 19, 2013

sexy strands 

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.
Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.
sexy strands by Rachel Ondejko January 1, 2009

marker strands 

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler
Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣
marker strands by jayquan. May 3, 2021

Strandish 

An Adjective used to Describe someone who likes Vanderhorn Juice on his face.. these people may sometimes stand under Chairs or known Vanderhorners.
Dude, That Strandish Band Far just got Vanderhorned on..

slut strands 

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.
Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!
slut strands by watevstrevs November 17, 2009