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Strandds by pOosy69 February 14, 2022
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Slut Strands 

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.
“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even”
Slut Strands by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022

Strandskov 

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.
Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.
Strandskov by Help me November 19, 2013

sexy strands 

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.
Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.
sexy strands by Rachel Ondejko January 1, 2009

marker strands 

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler
Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣
marker strands by jayquan. May 3, 2021

Strandish 

An Adjective used to Describe someone who likes Vanderhorn Juice on his face.. these people may sometimes stand under Chairs or known Vanderhorners.
Dude, That Strandish Band Far just got Vanderhorned on..
Strandish by The Mysterious RHS March 1, 2004

slut strands 

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.
Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!
slut strands by watevstrevs November 17, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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