Stoul Patch 

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"

Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.

Stoul Patch by badgrammir July 26, 2012

Dracula's Soul Patch 

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

Dracula's Soul Patch by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

soul patch 

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

soul patch by Steve May 13, 2005

soul patch 

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

soul patch by Shawn March 16, 2003

soul patch 

a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak

The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.

soul patch by MM_of_Syracuse September 11, 2010

soul patch 

A patch of hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,

is an indication that its wearer is

A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.

B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.

C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.

D) gay.

Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"

soul patch by The Irritated Giraffe January 6, 2007

Soul Patch 

The obsolete term for a man's patch or tuft of hair which grows directly under his bottom lip, and can be any length at all. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation or any other model of social engineering.

The modern updated term for Soul Patch is now Douche Tag or Dork Tuft. However, those born in early 60's will argue that Flava Sava is the only term to use, for this misplaced stache

The Man's Upper lip, Sideburns, and Chin are to be clean shaven in order to really let the patch show and stand out.

WARNING: this action can not be undone, but thankfully- hair grows back! ;)

Actor and Flava Sava dynamo, Adrien Brody reveals with pride his latest commercial which reveals the uses of a mufti-purposed Soul Patch and body hair trimmer

Soul Patch by GreyWolfMan January 19, 2013