Stornetta 

Spinning out in a racecar aka stepping on your dick.

Leading a race and spinning out with only a few laps to go like Joe Stornetta.

Stornetta by mitch7971 July 7, 2011

dr. w. scott stornetta 

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.

oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!

dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022

dr. w. scott stornetta 

the creator of block chain who’s insanely rich yet decides to torture little children by failing them with positivephysics.com

oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late! ig he’ll have to do five push ups.

dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022

Struettarded 

Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"

The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.

The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.

This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.

struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.

Struettarded by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010

stonette

n. Girl form of stoner.
see, stoner

n. A girl that smokes a lot of weed.

"Oh, did you see her blazed out of her skull yesterday? She's such a stonette."

stonette by uuihyoiu November 6, 2009

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

toy storetard 

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys

My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.

toy storetard by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009