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dr. w. scott stornetta
created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.
oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!
dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
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dr. w. scott stornetta
the creator of block chain who’s insanely rich yet decides to torture little children by failing them with positivephysics.com
dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
Struettarded
Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"
The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.
The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.
This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.
The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.
The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.
This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.
struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.
Struettarded by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010
stonetarded
someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours
t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009
toy storetard
toy storetard by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009