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Stootfish 

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.
Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!
Stootfish by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Skootish Skip 

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.
Kyle did a Skootish skip while playing only up

Slootish 

(adjective) : 1.Having hazardous ulterior motives. 2.Character trait consistent with that of being dangerous to others. 3.Having ability to conduct ruthless acts of violence in ones mind, without actually committing any crime.
That guy over there is giving me the creeps he seems kind of slootish.
Slootish by TBC832 February 22, 2011

stooglish 

Very foolish and stupid but also causing greatness from its stupidity
A: Bro, did you hear that Grayson did a backflip off of the roof.
B: Nah man, but that sounds very stooglish.
A: Yeah i was there and it was totally stooglish.
stooglish by Sir_Cartier_ March 31, 2022
From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.
You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!
smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004

Stonefish 

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.
"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."
Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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