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Stockfish is a Chess software which is open source and free to use,the strongest Chess software so far.
Do you eat Stockfish?

No I use it to play chess.
Stockfish by 雪飞飞 February 18, 2021
A chess engine that will beat the shit out of you and make you resign in the opening. The engine is also capable of finding the best move in 0.00069 seconds and play any chess game with 100 or 99.99% accuracy.
Stockfish: Whatever game you’re playing won’t work, you can’t defeat me
Hikaru: Though I know, but he can.
AlphaZero Omar Wa Mou Shindeiru
Stockfish: NANI!?!?!
Stockfish by Amogusss June 21, 2022
1. a species of fish
2. name for the computer used in lichess.org
1. Stockfish taste good fried
2. bruh stockfish level 3 pretty hard ngl ngl
Stockfish by dippingsauce11 May 11, 2020
Stockfish, generally meaning someone is so stupid.
Person: Does 5+8 = 7?
You: Of course not you stockfish!
Stockfish by Stockfish Mna February 11, 2021

dirty stockfish 

the act of shoving fish into your cum socks and slapping your significant other with them during intercourse on a full moon near a lake.

INCEST POOL
"yo did you hear what i did to mia last night? I gave her a dirty stockfish"
"wait isn't she your sister?'

The Stockfish Effect 

When another engine is so strong you feel compelled to clone it and pretend it is yours
Both Norman and Houdart fell under the Stockfish Effect, releasing Stockfish copies around the same time
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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