Stoorifit 

A person who was not born in Peebles (Scotland).
While a Gutterbluid was born in Peebles.
stoor = dust
fit = foot

A load of Stoorifits arrived in town today for the festival.

Stoorifit by Dobbin May 26, 2003

stoopidity 

A measuring of how stoopid someone is. Even more stupid than stupidity.

Oh, man. His stoopidity level is off the charts.

stoopidity by idfk42 September 22, 2016