Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

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"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

Bloody Stoolz

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

by E Konda January 8, 2008