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The act of stooping down, resting your elbows on your knees while smoking a joint (doob), or any other marijuana related substance. In some smaller circles also used for cigarettes.
"Hey dude, do you mind stoobing over the ash tray? This is a new couch..."
Stoobing by theActualRealLegend27 October 13, 2021
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Stoosing 

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary
Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail
Stoosing by Term Deposit October 3, 2011
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Stoolinger 

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.
The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.
Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Snoobing 

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick
Snoobing by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Spoobing 

Spooning with hand on boob.
"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."
Spoobing by Spoobinator December 22, 2009

Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Strobing 

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.
Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.
Strobing by Philhole November 2, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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