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Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.
"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"
by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021
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Stonerism

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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stonedest

adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been
Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.
by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010
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Stonefish

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.
"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."
by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020
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stonerism

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.
him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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StonedEmoMuffin

a muffin that has marijuana and an emo kids blood baked inside of it.
dude i baked some stonedemomuffins!
by LubricantJaguar May 17, 2009
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stonism

When a person gets stoned and the rate of using the words"ehhh" "yarr" "whatttt" "gahhhh" "blahhh" "noooooo" suddenly accelerate.
His stonism has been developing over the past few years.
by jamjamy December 14, 2010
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