When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused

Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

Stonehoused by Billy Tossedsalad May 8, 2013

Related Words

Stonebhog • Stoneboy • stonebrook • STONEBWOY • stonedog • stonehoe • stonerholic • Stonebanger • stonebinge • Stoneboarding

stonebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of being stoned and reduced their mental capacity to almost nothing.

Often the term is used upon once smoking up and lacking intelligence soon thereafter.

1. Stonebags Unite!

2. Yo did you remember to grab the beers?
"....ummmm....what...?..umm"
You STONEBAG!

stonebag by LouisV May 23, 2008

stonebone

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".

stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

STONEBWOY

Stonebwoy Burniton, born Livingstone Etse Satekla is a Ghanaian Afro pop, dancehall and reggae artiste who hails from the Volta Region. He was born on March 5, 1988 in Ashaiman, a suburb of Accra, and places fourth (4th) in a family of seven (7) siblings

Stonebwoy

STONEBWOY by Official Dj Ice September 5, 2019

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Stonebwoy

Stonebwoy , born as Livingstone Etse Satekla is a Ghanaian Afro dancehall, dancehall and reggae artiste who hails from the Volta Region. He was born on March 5, 1988 in Ashaiman, a suburb of Accra, and places fourth (4th) in a family of seven (7) siblings. Stonebwoy is the first Dancehall artist to win BET and the only Ghanaian dancehall artist to perform at IRAWMA and win an award as a Dancehall artist.

Stonebwoy is currently the best dancehall artist in Africa. Stonebwoy is the only Ghanaian to get 100M+ views for his Anloga Junction Album.

Stonebwoy.

Stonebwoy is an artist

Stonebwoy by Oheneba Kumi June 21, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026