Stonce

A word meaning "I hate you", used by clever eight-year-olds to say to grown-ups and not get caught.

Dad: Do your homework!

Boy: Stonce!

Dad: What does that mean?

Boy: *in childish tone* It means "I hate you"!

Dad: Don't say it anymore!

by Nate Ezekiel April 26, 2010

Stonce

A combination of the words stealth and nonce

When someone is sexually attracted to children but moves slowly and quietly to catch their prey trying not to act suspicious

Jim: I like that girl over there but I’m not sure how to go up to her I’m quite nervous

Jack: Mate she’s like 12 you’re acting like such a stonce by saying that

by masterofreality17 May 27, 2019

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Rock and Stone

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.

Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!

by PhaserRave October 7, 2020

Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Soncerrai

A very large person usually over 500 pounds. Some might call them a “fatass” or “huge”. Tends to have over 1,000 chins and can be found in various food locations.

Grant: What is a Soncerrai?
Mike: Oh grant, just some fat pig who we call S for short.

by Eugene spicer July 1, 2021

STONE COLD LOSER

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

by S. Patriot May 3, 2021