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A word meaning "I hate you", used by clever eight-year-olds to say to grown-ups and not get caught.
Dad: Do your homework!

Boy: Stonce!

Dad: What does that mean?

Boy: *in childish tone* It means "I hate you"!

Dad: Don't say it anymore!
Stonce by Nate Ezekiel April 26, 2010
Words you can keep
A combination of the words stealth and nonce

When someone is sexually attracted to children but moves slowly and quietly to catch their prey trying not to act suspicious
Jim: I like that girl over there but I’m not sure how to go up to her I’m quite nervous

Jack: Mate she’s like 12 you’re acting like such a stonce by saying that
Stonce by masterofreality17 May 27, 2019

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017

Rock and Stone 

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.
Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!
Rock and Stone by PhaserRave October 7, 2020

Hosetta Stone 

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.
Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.
Hosetta Stone by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Soncerrai 

A very large person usually over 500 pounds. Some might call them a “fatass” or “huge”. Tends to have over 1,000 chins and can be found in various food locations.
Grant: What is a Soncerrai?
Mike: Oh grant, just some fat pig who we call S for short.
Soncerrai by Eugene spicer July 1, 2021

STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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