Stockwood 

A beautiful area in South Bristol where the less commen folk live!!

What a beautiful place to live Stockwood is!!

Stockwood by QueenOfTheWood August 10, 2012

Stockhold Syndrome 

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

Stockhold Syndrome by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021

Sackwood 

The action of skinning someone’s ball sack and then proceeding to roll a blunt with the skin that is cut off.

Stoner 1: Ayy boys anyone wanna kidnapp Frank and get some sackwood?
Stoner 2: Yuhhh bro I’m so down

Sackwood by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

slockwood

Term originating from Massachussetts for someone (usually female) who is characterized by uncommon saintly behavior but with horrible judgment in people
Also any highly desirable person by people of the opposite and same sex.
Nice to everyone just because he or she is such a goddam saint but also extremely confusing and complicated.

Ugly short guy: Will you go out with me?
Slockwood: sure you seem nice!
Ugly Short Guy: no i'm not but okay let's do it now

Nerdy dude: I love slockwoods they're so intelligent
Jocky dude: So do I that slockwood over there has an athletic build and she's mad funny!
Drug guy: Yea man slockwoods so chill and universal... yahknow?
lesbian/gay personl: I WISH HE/SHE WERE BI mmm so pretty
Guy with boyfriend: I wish my girl was a slockwood.
Reject: I love that slockwood she's the only one who understands or talks to me
Ex boyfriend: she's such a slockwood, sh ruined my life I wish I were better hung too
Suicidal people: What a slockwood. He/she is so great to talk to when things are hard
Everyone: <3

slockwood by acitditybasitity January 25, 2011

Snackwoods 

What is created from rolling a pack of Gushers in a Fruit Roll-up, creating a gummy treat that resembles a blunt.

I'm going to smoke a blunt and then roll up a Snackwoods.

Snackwoods by Penis with a D August 14, 2022

JT's Stockroom 

The first online sex toy company, ever. Created in 1989, JT's Stockroom supplies BDSM equipment and the best in sexual technology to the entire world via the intra-web.

<boy>what do you want for christmas, honey?
<girl>i want a strap-on.
<boy>Hook it up! (www.stockroom.com)
<girl>I'm gonna poke you in the bum!
<boy>WOOT!

JT's Stockroom by juliachrista February 11, 2004

Stockholder Syndrome 

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore

My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

Stockholder Syndrome by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020