slockwood

Term originating from Massachussetts for someone (usually female) who is characterized by uncommon saintly behavior but with horrible judgment in people
Also any highly desirable person by people of the opposite and same sex.
Nice to everyone just because he or she is such a goddam saint but also extremely confusing and complicated.

Ugly short guy: Will you go out with me?
Slockwood: sure you seem nice!
Ugly Short Guy: no i'm not but okay let's do it now

Nerdy dude: I love slockwoods they're so intelligent
Jocky dude: So do I that slockwood over there has an athletic build and she's mad funny!
Drug guy: Yea man slockwoods so chill and universal... yahknow?
lesbian/gay personl: I WISH HE/SHE WERE BI mmm so pretty
Guy with boyfriend: I wish my girl was a slockwood.
Reject: I love that slockwood she's the only one who understands or talks to me
Ex boyfriend: she's such a slockwood, sh ruined my life I wish I were better hung too
Suicidal people: What a slockwood. He/she is so great to talk to when things are hard
Everyone: <3

by acitditybasitity January 25, 2011

Sackwood

The action of skinning someone’s ball sack and then proceeding to roll a blunt with the skin that is cut off.

Stoner 1: Ayy boys anyone wanna kidnapp Frank and get some sackwood?
Stoner 2: Yuhhh bro I’m so down

by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

Jess Lockwood

a very hot 2x world champion pbr bullrider

Jess Lockwood is the 2017 and 2019 PBR Champ of the World.

by canchaser January 10, 2021

A Lockwood

When you are carrying more than one sexually transmitted disease at the same time

I caught a dose of a Lockwood the other day

by timmy112 April 27, 2009

Slockward

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

chloe Lockwood

someone who has mental issues and is attracted to gay men

Chloe Lockwood thinks James Charles is a Sexy Sister

by AteMyCatJustForFun January 8, 2019

lockwood studios

A YouTube channel and animation studio currently specializing in stop motion but hopes to branch out to other forms of animation in the future. The studio is known for its shrek eating Harry Potter videos and has built a small fan base around them.

Have you seen the new upload from Lockwood studios yet?

by Lockwood studios October 28, 2018