Stock Life 

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

Stock Life by 12345808 April 30, 2021

life stock 

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

life stock by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

Shock of life 

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

Shock of life by Moose51 July 7, 2021

stick of life 

Commonly known as the breadstick.

Hey Izzy “u got that stick of life?” Yuh you betcha I got it chica.

stick of life by anonymous October 29, 2021