Stoan 

A punk ass bitch who thinks he's good at sports.

That kid is a total Stoan.

Stoan by franklin hopkins March 3, 2009

Stoan 

The cutest boy eva!!! Big nose bigger heart. Rock hard abs. And adorable smile. ;)

I love you stoan

“Who is that cutie”
“It’s a Stoan!”

Stoan by ;) (: January 14, 2022

Stoan 

A young nigga whom lived his life in the trenches of Detroit and later dated Spencer’s mum and viciously fucked her with his 1 inch punisher

Stoan fucked Spencer’s mum

Stoan by Spencer’s long lost father February 4, 2022

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017

sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories

Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???

sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Stan Lee 

The hero of anyone who ever read a comic. The man who created all the characters for one of the best movie making companies on Earth. And the man who sadly passed away at the age of 95. May he rest in peace.

"Man... Stan Lee was my hero."

Stan Lee by Tree3938 November 13, 2018

Sebastian stan 

The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!

Sebastian Stan makes his fans so happy, it warms my heart.

Sebastian stan by God jammit sharol. July 2, 2018