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Sticky Palm 

The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.

It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
Sticky Palm by Big dick André July 11, 2016
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Sticky Palmer 

When someone interlocks hands with another person and masturbates with both of their hands at the same time; It is like an Arnold Palmer because its half-and-half... Plus it makes your hand sticky
OMG! Jared is giving Adam a Sticky Palmer! Awesome!
Sticky Palmer by Keestaredam September 21, 2012

stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.
Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!
stinky palm by Justin May 4, 2004

Stocky Palm Tree 

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.
Stocky Palm Tree by JMF <3 April 7, 2007

Sticky Palmer 

A prank where someone urinates in the victim's shoes, usually a nice, brand new basketball shoe.
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear how that dude got the Sticky Palmer?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, his shoes are gonna smell like that for another month!
Sticky Palmer by surprisebsex November 16, 2009
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