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Sticky Mitch 

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way
Sticky Mitch by todMcFee March 8, 2011
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Match stick kiss 

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.
Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

match-stick 

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.
Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.
match-stick by xercise August 13, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026