Sticky Hair 

The act of discharging semen into a female's hair

I busted a nut in Sam's hair, so she then had sticky hair

Sticky Hair by John Duncan Leksan MHS September 6, 2007

Sticky hairdo 

The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.

What's wrong with your hair Janet?

It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.

Sticky hairdo by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

Sticky hairy 

Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse

Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?

Sticky hairy by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022

Sticky hairy 

When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.

"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"

Sticky hairy by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

Hair stick

A shiny wooden stick with the purpose of putting your hair up by twisting and turning it into a bun of sorts

Do u need a hair stick?

Hair stick by McAl June 10, 2014

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! 

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005