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Sticky Benjamin

A Sticky Benjamin falls into the same category as a "Dirty Sanchez," a "Rear Admiral" or a "Cleveland Steamer." Bascially, you ejaculate all over some portion of your pay-for-play partner and then take a Hundred-Dollar Bill and slap it over the ejaculate, making it stick to whatever part of the body you've spooged on. Depending upon the denomination you're using, this could also be a "Sticky Washington," a "Sticky Lincoln," a "Sticky Grant," etc.
When I was done givng that ho a facial, I finished her off with a Sticky Benjamin.
Sticky Benjamin by Sticky Ben February 12, 2008
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Shaking hands with, or other otherwise touching, an unsuspecting person directly after you have masturbated and gotten it on your hands. Cum may be rustified, or still wet.
"Dude, I so gave your mom a sticky benjamin yesterday."

"WHAT?"

"Don't worry, it was a dry one.. she had no idea. But it was hot."
sticky benjamin by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Stinky benjamin 

Coiling up a note and using it as a tube to suck the fart out of your mates asshole
Oi graham bend over! Let me give ya a stinky benjamin

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026