Stick Dank

An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."

Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"

Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."

Guy 1: "You alright, man?"

Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"

Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.

note: Stick Dank results may vary.

Stick Dank by Kutan2 August 24, 2011

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Dank Stick

Ruthie King and/or homless persons erect phallus

Ruthie King is a Dank Stick

Dank Stick by Not Gary Capuano June 18, 2006

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Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!

Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!

Dank Stock by Throw that ass in a circle June 8, 2016

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Stickmankenu

Stickmankenu’s are very muscular alpha extreme big brains. He will shank you any day if you piss him off. His IQ is bigger than ur Mum.

Yo stickmankenu just absolutely big brained me like his muscles just expanded and I ran.

Stickmankenu by anonymous October 28, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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