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Stew Beef 

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)
"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"
Stew Beef by Debacle July 9, 2007

Beef stew 

Smells like someone made beef stew.
Beef stew by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Beef Stew Swirly 

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.
Beef Stew Swirly by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

beef stew 

To flatulate (fart) in someone's face, usually after kicking their ass.
after I laid the smackdown on Richie's candy ass, my boys held him down and I gave him a beef stew he'll never forget.
beef stew by Balphezar October 23, 2006

chunky beef stew 

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.
Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."
chunky beef stew by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

beef stew 

The act of pinning down another person, usually someone of lesser coolness, and farting in their mouth. Was seen in the movie 'Benchwarmers', when the jock gave one of the nerds a beef stew.
Jock: "I'm gonna give this nerd a beef stew!"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"
beef stew by skitzor September 1, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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