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Stew Beef 

Also known as J-Stew, Stew Beef is Tracy Morgan's nickname for Jon Stewart, given to him on April 15, 2010.
Stew Beef by Giovanni Mann April 18, 2010
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Stew Beef 

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)
"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"
Stew Beef by Debacle July 9, 2007

Beef stew 

Rhyming slang for fart with poo.
Smells like someone made beef stew.
Beef stew by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Beef Stew Swirly 

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.
Beef Stew Swirly by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

beef stew 

To flatulate (fart) in someone's face, usually after kicking their ass.
after I laid the smackdown on Richie's candy ass, my boys held him down and I gave him a beef stew he'll never forget.
beef stew by Balphezar October 23, 2006

chunky beef stew 

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.
Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."
chunky beef stew by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

beef stew 

The act of pinning down another person, usually someone of lesser coolness, and farting in their mouth. Was seen in the movie 'Benchwarmers', when the jock gave one of the nerds a beef stew.
Jock: "I'm gonna give this nerd a beef stew!"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"
beef stew by skitzor September 1, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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