Definitions by fagmuffin

genocide 

Masturbation. Simply put, people who debate abortion say killing the undeveloped fetus is genocide. However, billions of lives are lost each day to male masturbation.

Its a shame Timmy #352894 didn't make it. Maybe Timmy #352895 will. Oh, he was lost in that same batch? Must be genocide.

Credit to Debaser for this analogy.

genocide by fagmuffin February 24, 2005

fo shizzle 

A bastardized term that is by most of the population thought to mean "for sure" or any number of agreements. The true meaning, however, is "I concur with you whole heartedly my fellow African brother."

Ghetto black man: "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
Rich black man in response: "I concur with you whole heartedly my fellow African brother."
Ghetto black man: "..."

fo shizzle by fagmuffin February 24, 2005

waterape 

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.

Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.

waterape by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

the flood 

When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.

Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"

the flood by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

penis plunger 

A word yet to be put into action. Simply put, this is the rare occasion where a male receiving oral sex against the woman's will is not satisfied, so said male cuts off his penis and slams it down her throat in order to prove she is in fact a Democrat.

Male: You can't give head worth shit.
Female: Its against my will! I would never su...
Male: How do you like that? Never thought you'd turn out to be a Democrat, did you?

penis plunger by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

WinMX 

Program available on the internet that allows users to engage in downloading any number of things for free: Music, porn, movies, porn, games, porn, little boys crying when asked to take off their clothes, porn, and last but not least, porn.

Person 1: "Dude, I just got WinMX! It's the greatest!"
Person 2: "I know what you mean. I already have over 50 songs."
Person 1: "I already have over 50 gigabytes of porn!"
Person 2: "Any music?"
Person 1: "Not enough room. If I had music, I would have to delete some porn."

WinMX by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

The Breakfast of Champions by fagmuffin February 23, 2005