A bastardized term that is by most of the population thought to mean "for sure" or any number of agreements. The true meaning, however, is "I concur with you whole heartedly my fellow African brother."
Ghetto black man: "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
Rich black man in response: "I concur with you whole heartedly my fellow African brother."
Ghetto black man: "..."
When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.
Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"
Program available on the internet that allows users to engage in downloading any number of things for free: Music, porn, movies, porn, games, porn, little boys crying when asked to take off their clothes, porn, and last but not least, porn.
Person 1: "Dude, I just got WinMX! It's the greatest!"
Person 2: "I know what you mean. I already have over 50 songs."
Person 1: "I already have over 50 gigabytes of porn!"
Person 2: "Any music?"
Person 1: "Not enough room. If I had music, I would have to delete some porn."
The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.
Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."
Buy a
chunky beef stew
mug!
Masturbation. Simply put, people who debate abortion say killing the undeveloped fetus is genocide. However, billions of lives are lost each day to male masturbation.
Its a shame Timmy #352894 didn't make it. Maybe Timmy #352895 will. Oh, he was lost in that same batch? Must be genocide.
Credit to Debaser for this analogy.
1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.
Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.
The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.
Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*
Buy a
The Breakfast of Champions
mug!
