Stevie Wondering 

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.

Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove

Stevie Wondering by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012

Stevie Wondering 

To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.

What are you Stevie Wondering about?

Stevie Wondering by ichigosweet October 8, 2010

Stevie Wondering 

The act of one swaying their head back and fourth whilst under the influence of MDMA.

I came around the corner and saw my friend rolling so hard he was stevie wondering.

Stevie Wondering by g.eekd September 25, 2019

Stevie Wondering 

The act of rubbing your face with your eyes closed against anothers face to initiate sexual activity.

While on a date, Susan was taken aback when Paul threw himself on top of her and reclined the car seat causing her to be prone. He then began Stevie Wondering her in the hopes of getting laid.

Stevie Wondering by Random Girl Thoughts June 26, 2022

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018