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Stevie Bannon 

Noun. American colloquialism referring to the act of autofellatio; self-administered oral sex.
My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie Bannon technique.

“I’m not the namesake of the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony Scaramucci, 2017
Stevie Bannon by datboigreedz July 30, 2017
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Steve Bannon Sit Up 

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.
Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

steve bannon 

Dick Cheney and Death combined
Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.
steve bannon by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017

Steve Bannon 

The acting of trying to fellate oneself and failing.
I pulled a Steve Bannon and now my friend Anthony won't stop making fun of me.
Steve Bannon by Belakee July 27, 2017

Steve Bannon 

The act of sucking one's own cock
I hurt my neck last night trying to Steve Bannon.

It's too bad Everett's dick is too small that he will never experience the enjoyment of Steve Bannon.
Steve Bannon by Millhouser July 30, 2017

Steve Bannon 

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind
"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."

steve bannon 

Literally death itself who is the puppet master of President Donald Trump. Once called a modern day Nazi who now has unlimited political power. Fuck Steve Bannon.
Who is Steve Bannon? A monster in disguise who will slowly destroy us all.
steve bannon by Spacejackrainbow February 7, 2017
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