The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum
Callum: Hey, how's it going?
Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.
Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Callum: Hey, how's it going?
Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.
Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
by Kaerindael December 19, 2014
Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"
by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013
1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.
2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
by TheMaimMan September 03, 2012
John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
by lmnopxyz April 24, 2025