Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"
by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013
Jerry: "I say, Timothy, care to join Chaz and I for a roaring spell of Mandairy Whipcircle?"
Timothy: "Indeed, let me just toss off the old small jumper, wot!"
Timothy: "Indeed, let me just toss off the old small jumper, wot!"
by BalderdashBrewer November 13, 2013