steve buscemi 

Possibly the greatest actor to ever grace the silver screen. Should be worshipped as the god that he is.
Has been in many, many movies including:
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction (as Buddy Holly)
Con Air
Big Fish
Desperado
Airheads
Billy Madison/Wedding Singer/Big Daddy/Mr Deeds (Crazy Eyes)
Coffee & Cigarettes.

Has also lent his voice to characters in 'Home on the range' and 'Monsters Inc.'

A true legend.

Person 1: Man, Steve Buscemi is one kick ass mofo
Person 2: Werd. \m/

steve buscemi by MsNugget July 16, 2008

Steve Buscemi 

A Hollywood actor known for his talent at playing misfits and creeps, and for committing the unforgivable crime of having self esteem in Hollywood. His refusal to replace his distinctive face with plastic like most other actors his age has earned him much scorn from mainstream shows and reviewers who label him as "ugly." Funny enough, he and his wife Jo Andres (another "ugly" artist who has chosen to look human rather than stretch out her cheeks with plastic surgery) are among the few couples in Hollywood to have a long-lasting, healthy marriage.

"So let me get this straight. You want me to watch a movie from the '90s I've never heard of, staring Nicholas Cage with a fake Alabama accent?"

"It also has Steve Buscemi as a Hannibal knock-off, and he actually doesn't die."
"Well what are we waiting for? Roll film!"

Steve Buscemi by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh August 30, 2017

Steve Buscemi 

Harmony's lover

Harmony and Steve Buscemi are SOOOOO in love. They're secretly fucking.

Steve Buscemi by stevebuscemih8er January 15, 2014

Steve Buscemi 

A Hollywood actor known for being in every Adam Sandler movie as a creep because they're friends.

Alternatively, his name is used as a meme by college kids. When a girl says she knows someone famous, a guy will ask if she knows famous person's good friend Steve Buscemi (and label him as whatever the famous person in question does). The girl will almost always say yes, catching her in the lie. Steve Buscemi and his weird eyes never fail.

Girl: I used to date Johnny Manziel at A&M.

Guy: oh, Johnny Manziel? So you must know his bestfriend on campus, one of his teammates, Steve Buscemi?
Girl: oh my god yaaas! Steve was SO good at football too!

Guy: Steve Buscemi is the actor that played Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds, ya fuckin cunty whore.

Steve Buscemi by KumbleSubbaswamy December 1, 2017

Steve Buscemi

sexiest most gorgeous adorable sweet darling cute funny silly dearest person EVER

"I love Steve Buscemi so much y'all don't even know"

Steve Buscemi by stevebuscemiroughsex January 25, 2026