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Also referred to as "Steven" a hairy pre-human ape with an intense urge to mate with ape-like women. He is usually seen with low standards and an empty bank account. Can be bribed with doritos and beer.

Is known primarily for the big one-five.
Man:Want some doritos?

Stevaj:Not now, trying to beat the big on-five.
by StevesMate August 12, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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