Stella's got her groove back

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...

(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"

by RATTnroll January 9, 2017

Stella's Mom

HOTTEST MILF ALIVE!! I LOVE HER BUT SHE'LL NEVER SEE ME :( ANYWAY IF I CAN HAVE HER NUMBER I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE!!! I WON'T EVEN TELL NO ONE IF YOU SECRETLY LIKE ME BACK ;))))))))

Me: stella i love your mom.
Stellla: wtf why're you so obsessed with my mom?
Me: SHE'S FREAKING HOT TF YOU MEAN???
(I LOVE YOU STELLA'S MOM)

by .........,.......... May 4, 2022

Steal anyone's food

You get to steal your friends food for the whole day!

Hey look out it's steal anyone's food!

by Annielovesdogs October 16, 2019

that's a steal

When someone gets a item or thing for a very low price he/she could say:That's a steal!

I got this pot at a yard sale and it was only 10 cents! That's a steal!

by ganban May 25, 2005

steal ur bf's jacket day

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)

omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

by crzygirll April 12, 2018

Stela

Stela the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet in your life. Take care of her and appreciate her because if you make the mistake of not treating her like the queen she is you’ll regret it and somebody else will. She has the most amazing taste in the world i swear she has the exact same opinions as you on almost everything. She is the most lovable and easy to love person ever. You want to be with her and around her all the time because she makes everything better. She brings good vibes all the time and there is never a dull moment between you. You never have to force a conversation it just flows so naturally as if you were soulmates and meant to be. It’s never hard to talk to her and although you have the occasional fight you two will work it out because you know a petty fight is not worth losing the absolute flurry of love you have for eachother. She has the greatest eyes you’ll ever see in your life, it is very possible you will spend days of your life just staring into her eyes and failing more and more in love every second. Her personality is exactly like yours she doesn’t take unnecessary things too serious and can joke and laugh with you which is something you cannot take for granted. i honestly could keep going and it still wouldn’t do justice to how perfect this girl is. Lastly if you see this and get any ideas that’s a shame for you because i wrote this about my stela and she is forever only going to be my stela .

I Love That Girl Stela

by Jamela Stan December 18, 2020

Stela

Stela the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet in your life. Take care of her and appreciate her because if you make the mistake of not treating her like the queen she is you’ll regret it and somebody else will. She has the most amazing taste in the world i swear she has the exact same opinions as you on almost everything. She is the most lovable and easy to love person ever. You want to be with her and around her all the time because she makes everything better. She brings good vibes all the time and there is never a dull moment between you. You never have to force a conversation it just flows so naturally as if you were soulmates and meant to be. It’s never hard to talk to her and although you have the occasional fight you two will work it out because you know a petty fight is not worth losing the absolute flurry of love you have for eachother. She has the greatest eyes you’ll ever see in your life, it is very possible you will spend days of your life just staring into her eyes and failing more and more in love every second. Her personality is exactly like yours she doesn’t take unnecessary things too serious and can joke and laugh with you which is something you cannot take for granted. i honestly could keep going and it still wouldn’t do justice to how perfect this girl is. Lastly if you see this and get any ideas that’s a shame for you because i wrote this about my stela and she is forever only going to be my stela .

i love that girl stela

by Jamela Stan December 18, 2020