Derek is a great guy. He is a wonderful friend and wonderful hockey player. He dresses in all the best clothes and wears a cool C on his hockey uniform. Everyone on the team wants to be as good as Derek. Derek Steudler also gets all the girls because of his looks. Everyone in the school wishes they could be Derek Steudler, but nobody even come close to him
A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.
The coolest kind of person ever. Listens to almost every kind of music and can find a way to get along with almost anyone. A "Jack of All Trades" of social behavior. Many dream, but few achieve Steigle status.