Steak Ass

A skank with a large ass

Aly: "Jessica you're a steak ass!"

Jessica: "Is that a fat joke?"

Aly: "No!"

Jessica: "Dumpster Dick!"

by poeticbrat4ev April 5, 2010

ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011

ass-speak

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

by The Means of Production September 26, 2015

ass steam

When you get fucked up the ass hardcore and it causes so much friction that your rectum begins to steam.

Dude, I fucked Candi up the ass so hard last night and she was blowing ass steam EVERYWHERE!

by Curtrick May 29, 2008

sneak attack ass shaft

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily

mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him

by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.

AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011

Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008