A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.
I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.
This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack assshafted him
A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank pornass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.