To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
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A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!
"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"
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"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
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v. to bludgeon some with a spatula
If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.
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To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.
I can spatualt 5 times an hour.
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The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
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