Spatulized 

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

Spatulized by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

spatulated 

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

spatulated by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

spatulaed 

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

spatulaed by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

de-spedulized 

No longer being challenged physically or mentally; the process of removing retardation from oneself; not being a "sped" anymore.

OMG I am actually de-spedulized now!" "No, your still special.

de-spedulized by illusional_dream19 July 29, 2010