Someone who plays an MMORPG and thinks they are god. Statix's are overly confident about their status in the game and each time they get owned (which happens a lot) they play it off as luck. This person is usually extremely poor and borrows items to make their status appear elevated.
by WhatANub June 17, 2011
a rather suave individual. also has the dendency to put the greasy mac on teh women. (see greasy mac)
by Random Fan August 23, 2003
by Mike October 17, 2004
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by Statix69 July 30, 2021