Definitions by BenPaterson

statix.cloud 

Statix a great discord bot service, unlike lightningbot.net

Oh look, Statix.cloud! Much better then lightningbot

statix.cloud by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

lightningbot by BenPaterson December 12, 2021