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Someone who plays an MMORPG and thinks they are god. Statix's are overly confident about their status in the game and each time they get owned (which happens a lot) they play it off as luck. This person is usually extremely poor and borrows items to make their status appear elevated.
"Did you see that nub get owned?"
"Yeah, what a Statix!
Statix by WhatANub June 16, 2011
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pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!
i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!
statix by Mike October 17, 2004
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Statix, Better than donut bc he cringe.
Statix by Statix69 July 30, 2021

statix.cloud 

Statix a great discord bot service, unlike lightningbot.net
Oh look, Statix.cloud! Much better then lightningbot
statix.cloud by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

Play Her Station Entertainment 

A Porn Adult Website Full of All Niches That The Whole World Loves.

The Next Big PlayBoy Company To Be Bigger Then PlayBoy or Huslter Combined.

A Porn Production Company That Produces Nothing But Smut Fucking Movies and Videos For Adults Enjoyment.

Dick (Game Controller) + Pussy (PlayStation Console) = PlayHerStationEnt (Fucking A Women Pussy While Getting Money At The Same Time.)

Play Her Station Entertainment = Play Video Bunniez Just Like Playboy Centerfold Bunnies.
Person 1: Hey Bro You Heard About Play Her Station Entertainment !!!
Person 2: Yeah Bro it's Going To Be The Next PlayBoy or Huslter Franchise Company in The Adult Biz!!!
Person 1 : Yeah Bro It Has Alot of Potential To Be A Good PlayBoy Type Gold Standard Company!! .

You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA