State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

Empire State Dick

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

Stale Dick

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.

Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.

by Sammycole March 4, 2020

Anti-Dick Stage

Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.

Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!

by truerebel August 4, 2010

dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he

by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008