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Empire State Dick 

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.
1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately
Empire State Dick by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

statue dick 

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.
statue dick by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

stale dick 

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.
Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.
stale dick by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

Stale Dick 

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.
Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.
Stale Dick by Sammycole March 4, 2020

Anti-Dick Stage 

Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.
Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!
Anti-Dick Stage by truerebel August 4, 2010

dick stats 

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!
HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
dick stats by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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