Stare Stair Game

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You eyeball people walking towards stairs hoping to engage them in prolonged eye contact, so to make them forget about the stairs they are about to reach. You win the game when they keep eyeballing you and fall up or down the stairs.

Where have you guys been, I've been waiting here for twenty minutes? Sorry dude, what ya been doin. Just playing the stare stair game. Cool how many did ya get? Two fat chicks and a business man.

Stare Stair Game by Wimberley August 29, 2010

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all-star game

The game with the best players of the National and American leagues played for fun in the Summer.

The game the Yankee douches use to pick up all the stars in Major League Baseball.

all-star game by Da fuck do you care? August 25, 2004

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NBA All Star game

The NBA's All Star game.

The NBA All Star game did come to the city a few years ago without the legislation they were trying to push getting passed, so what they're saying about the city losing it was bullshit.

NBA All Star game by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

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game level porn star

When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.

How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*

game level porn star by Bdawg July 22, 2015

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Star of the head game

Star of the Head Game
adj. (action)

Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.

Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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Star of the head game by JDsCracksonRacks May 31, 2025

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gamer star

A gay fake ass telugu desi gamer aka cyko
(he secretly grinds garena free fire)

person 1: Did you watch today's gamer star stream
person 2: Eww you watch his streams? He's so gay

gamer star by Gamer Star Stan October 24, 2023

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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