4 definitions by Wimberley

heroin mattress

Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.

The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.

Dave had a big taste tonight and he will be sleeping on the heroin mattress.

by Wimberley December 5, 2009

Frightohoea

The situation of either before or during a frightning event that leads to a case of diarrhoea.

I was going to go bungy jumping until I got a case of frightohoea.

by Wimberley December 25, 2009

Stare Stair Game

You eyeball people walking towards stairs hoping to engage them in prolonged eye contact, so to make them forget about the stairs they are about to reach. You win the game when they keep eyeballing you and fall up or down the stairs.

Where have you guys been, I've been waiting here for twenty minutes? Sorry dude, what ya been doin. Just playing the stare stair game. Cool how many did ya get? Two fat chicks and a business man.

by Wimberley August 29, 2010

Thirty Days Hath September

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

by Wimberley June 24, 2011