Gisguagamar

noun;
~ 40-something-year-old married Jewish man from Long Island New York with a big nose who is caught by his wife, having sex with the 18 year old babysitter, paying her with coke and empty promises

~ refusing to repent causing excommunication from a synagogue is rare, unequivocally condemn the man's actions.

He would likely be shunned socially and barred from certain ritual honors or leadership positions within the community until he repented
.. Who is not ostracized from the community and his synagogue because of his affair but because he had had Sexual conduct with a non-Jewish woman.
Oh my God Alicia I'm so sorry to hear about your family crumbling to ash and dust. Bernie is such a Gisguagamar how dare he fucks a Non-Jewish young woman!!! You know at least when I caught JD fucking our babysitter he was paying her cash and she is the rabbits daughter. Your family is now headed by a Gisguagamar.
by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025
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Star of the head game

Star of the Head Game
adj. (action)

Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.

Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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by JDsCracksonRacks May 31, 2025
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Tyranaotard

adjective: a stupid person with short arms, often witnessed yelling and flaring arms towards others
Look at that Tyranaotard screaming and scampering around the hot dog stand complaining that don't have a short mans bun!!
by JDsCracksonRacks December 02, 2024
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Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights
Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.
by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025
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Gonzolie

A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh

Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime

Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town
Oh my God look at that pink 1987 Buick Continental pull-up you know I heard he's a real Gonzolie.
by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025
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